June 2013
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
So in celebration(?? I guess) of the third Berserk movie, I am making a fanmix!
Aka in which Sana does hir best to make the entire fanbase cry.
More Griffith-centric than Guts- and Casca-centric, because I could think of more songs for him. u_u
imagine karkat voicing a gps
STEER TO THE RIGHT DUMBASS.
NO YOUR OTHER RIGHT!
FUCK ARE YOU STUPID?!
LET ME FIND A DIFFERENT FUCKING ROAD YOU SHITHEADi didnt realize i needed this till how
So, I check tumblr this morning and literally my entire dash is folks talking about the third Berserk movie so OMFG SOMEONE LINK ME TO THIS PLEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!! GSVFJDKHFASDFGHJKLDSD/,P;L.’#FGHJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1/
*incoherent fannish squealing*
Imagine catching your icon making out with your old icon.
*awkward pause* Selfcest. Well okay then. O_o
i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same color as the head of their penis
- Will: I have a date with the Chesapeake Ripper.
- Hannibal: Oh, where are we going?
- Hannibal: ....fuck.
- DAVE: what is with girls and their universally constant tendency to rip out plumbing fixtures
lbr the most tragic thing in homestuck is that these two never had a conversation
moirail doesnt just mean “friend” it literally means “without this person i would not be sane”
can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character
you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this
and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair. he’s obviously going to be a protagonist. what’s going to happen to him 15 years from now?”
“I don’t want to be a tragic backstory”
Some profanity I'd like to hear more often:
- “For the sake of fuck”
- “For shitting out loud”
- “For the fuck of God”
- “Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot”
- “I hope I don’t fuck the toaster on this”
- “Fuckwad”
- “Cocktard”
- “Shitbeak”
- “Cuntsteak”
- “Dunderfuck”
i kissed a boy once and now i am immortal
basically the young adult section of any bookstore
Best cure for solipsism is poking the person who believes it, and telling them that if they’re the only person in the universe, they should be able to make you stop.
all the euro/uk people i follow seem to be drunk 95% of the time
it’s how we deal with david cameron leave us alone
When you piss off the subjugglators they send you a tiny car and you’re like ahahah what but then more and more subjugs keep pouring out of it like the car is four feet tall but somehow six fucking nine foot tall purple bastards crawl out of the thing
When you encounter the same little detail in fanfic after fanfic and you realize you genuinely can’t remember if that thing is actually canon or if it’s just something fandom made up.
I love when non-con people ask me about cons and say “conference” instead of “convention.” Yes, I was at the Anime Conference, where we discussed very important Anime Business and charted our plans for future Anime Activities.
When I first saw this i thought it meant the other type of non-con and was very confused.
Eridan is the Magikarp of the trolls, I swear. He just flops around using his splash and everyone laughed at him because he was so pathetic and then he GODDAMN EVOLVES AND FUCKING KILLS EVERYONE.
why is this one of the most accurate descriptions of Eridan i’ve ever read
becoming an adult is weird
it’s like
wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule
wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos
wait what?
did i stutter
“Millions of people have decided not to be sensitive. They have grown thick skins around themselves just to avoid being hurt by anybody. But it is at great cost. Nobody can hurt them, but nobody can make them happy either.”
— Osho (via color-blind)
“Your life is not an episode of Skins. Things will never look quite as good as they do in a faded, sun-drenched Polaroid; your days are not an editorial from Lula. Your life is not a Sofia Coppola movie, or a Chuck Palahniuk novel, or a Charles Bukowski poem. Grace Coddington isn’t your creative director. Bon Iver and Joy Division don’t play softly in the background at appropriate moments. Your hysterical teenage diary isn’t a work of art. Your room probably isn’t Selby material. Your life isn’t a Tumblr screencap. Every word that comes out of your mouth will not be beautiful and poignant, infinitely quotable. Your pain will not be pretty. Crying till you vomit is always shit. You cannot romanticize hurt. Or sadness. Or loneliness. You will have homework, and hangovers and bad hair days. The train being late won’t lead to any fateful encounters, it will make you late. Sometimes your work will suck. Sometimes you will suck. Far too often, everything will suck - and not in a Wes Anderson kind of way. And there is no divine consolation - only the knowledge that we will hopefully experience the full spectrum - and that sometimes, just sometimes, life will feel like a Coppola film.”
—Letters From Nowhere
Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.
This needs to be on a shirt
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
HOT AS FUCK
who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?
oedipus
life gave will graham lemons and hannibal lecter squirted them into his eyes and told him to smile
HTML: How To Make lasanga
Alright you bitch shits, i was going to draw a picture about this issue, but seeing as i’m not going to waste my time on it, i’ll just tell it to you.
this is the yin yang symbol, as you should know if you have spent any time on the grunge side of tumblr. that isn’t the problem,
you see the Yin means Negative, Cold, Evil, the Dark Side of Things, and anything FEMALE.
the Yang means Positive, Warm, Good, the Light Side of Things, and anything MALE.
this is because the Chinese culture is still mainly Confucianism with beliefs, meaning they believe men will have a higher success rate than women.
so next time your grunge ass reblogs the yin yang symbol you should keep in mind that it is basically bashing women
this is grossly misconstruing the idea of yin and yang from a typical western point of view
nothing about this understanding of femininity and masculinity in confucian culture is accurate
yin and yang have literally nothing to do with “good” or “evil” but about complementary ideas. dark is a complement to light. cold is a complement to warmth. female is a complement to male. the whole concept is that they need each other to be complete. they are opposite but equal. if you think yin and yang is about good and evil then you need to stfu and read a book tbqh.
plz stop using our cultural symbols to further your western ideas of feminism
(p.s. maybe you shouldn’t use misogynist slurs in a post about ~bashing women~ tho)
