The art of being emotionally detatched.
You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

bucckybarnes:

[x]

gerard-you-little-shit:

superherotimelorddetective:

choc-o-late:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

deppsydoodle:

deppsydoodle:

why is peter pan always flying?

he neverlands

I love this joke because it never grows old

It has a nice hook.

This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys

MAYBE THIS IS WHY TINKERBELL IS ALWAYS PISSED OFF

king-of-westeros:

kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

you’re telling me mate

lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

There are assholes who will try to make you choose between acknowledging the existence of oppression and the harm it does and celebrating the achievements of those who have succeeded despite it. Don’t let them. The existence of inspiring PoC, trans folks, queer folks, folks with disabilities, and more isn’t a sign that there isn’t oppression. It’s just a sign that those people are that fucking good.

peachxpit:

accept death. befriend death. take death out for dinner. marry death. marry a death who reads

(john dies at the end) david wong is a bisexual trans man.

edlastname:

zewhomustnotbenamed:

edlastname:

david wong is a fictional persona for an actual real person can we not do this

….not… really? i mean, he’s definitley an author avatar to one extent or another, but it isn’t fair to say that dave-the-guy-from-jdate and david-the-dude-who-wrote-the-damn-thing are the same person, really, especially considering the reason it was published under that name rather than as jason pargin was more because its meant as a pseudo-autobiography. at the least, dave-the-rl-person refers to book/movie john and dave as ‘characters’, so as far as i’m concerned, they’re fair game to headcanon as whatever.

(also, jdate fanfiction is a thing which exists, so this isn’t really any different except that i totally lack actual writing ability.)

david wong is jason pargins pen name. idk have fun thinking its acceptable to have “queer headcanons” for self insert ocs i guess

did you even, like, read anything i just said? indeed, it is his pen name, in the sense that its a name he publishes under! but he’s actually stated on more than a few occasions that he considers book!dave to be a separate entity to himself. same goes for john and real-world john cheese.

plus, y’know, the book has that standard “any resemblance to real persons, events or locales is completley coincidental” disclaimer.

and while we’re on the subject, i fully intend to have fun with it, thank you kindly tumblr user edlastname.

(john dies at the end) david wong is a bisexual trans man.

edlastname:

david wong is a fictional persona for an actual real person can we not do this

….not… really? i mean, he’s definitley an author avatar to one extent or another, but it isn’t fair to say that dave-the-guy-from-jdate and david-the-dude-who-wrote-the-damn-thing are the same person, really, especially considering the reason it was published under that name rather than as jason pargin was more because its meant as a pseudo-autobiography. at the least, dave-the-rl-person refers to book/movie john and dave as ‘characters’, so as far as i’m concerned, they’re fair game to headcanon as whatever.

(also, jdate fanfiction is a thing which exists, so this isn’t really any different except that i totally lack actual writing ability.)

gallifrey-feels:

stromcuzewon:

i had an epiphany at work and it is that david wong and rust cohle should never under any circumstances meet or they would get stuck in a loop of pretentious existential bullshit so infinite that not even amys ghost hand could pull them out 

okay but my brain just spawned this horrendous crossover featuring every pretentious existential asshole in history, both real and fictional and i just

take a minute to savour the mental image of Rust Cohle and HP Lovecraft sitting in a corner refusing to drink and working themselves into a full-blown existential crisis

Oscar Wilde and Lord Byron shagging their way through their mutual artistic angst

Holden Caulfield and Augustus Waters just generally being a pair of douchebags over by the bar